http://www.anatali.com/blog Sat, 31 Dec 2011 15:50:36 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en What's the best way to survive Armageddon? I'm at a total loss here I keep thinking, what am I gonna do? 2012 is just around teh corner! -- muffmuncher55 Thanks muffy. I hear History Channel, the fucking History Channel, is hosting an apocalypse battle on twitter, the finalists for 2012 being ... http://www.anatali.com/blog/?p=463 Are you making a 2011 favorites list? - Karen, MN Nope, not like a series of top 5's or anything. I don't consume nearly enough media to say “This was the best shit this year,” and the media I do enjoy is often non-current. My favs I experienced for this year: Book ... http://www.anatali.com/blog/?p=462 Is my boyfriend avoiding me? – PCeches I like it how people think I'm fucking psychic. Not whining, but the only bad part of this gig is my inability to ask follow-up questions. This isn't an interview. So now I have these 5 words in my lap with zero context. I'll make ... http://www.anatali.com/blog/?p=460 What is up with your asian videos. Its disgusting. – Mary, IN (from mobile) You must be new here, and since you didn't elaborate, I'm unsure what I'm presenting that's offensive. I believe my multimedia AZNWest ratio is like 1:2 in favor of WHITE PEOPLE. You mean this? or do you mean ... http://www.anatali.com/blog/?p=459 BF using my hair products y now – Cammy, OH (via mobile) I don't get the chance to dive into girl-brain that often. I gather this is either annoying (using all your shit!) or suspicious (behavior change = cheating!). Any other changes in his life? New job, new school or classes? ... http://www.anatali.com/blog/?p=454 My friends seem to think I'm antisocial, because I don't like going to bars or malls and I don't like being around more than five people at a time. How do I convince them that just because I don't like being around a lot of people, doesn't mean I'm ready ... http://www.anatali.com/blog/?p=453 When I'm with this girl I've been hooking up with I can't nut unless I'm thinking about her sister, who's like 5 years younger. – withheld (big surprise) You're not physically/sexually attracted to your hook-up partner anymore. OK, and common. This isn't specific to men or women. You can leave ... http://www.anatali.com/blog/?p=452 I have a day or so to figure out christmas present for the lady, I'm afraid she's going to get me 15 things and I'll give her a scarf. – Robb, OH Thanks for the wealth of details buddy. Now I have to parse this question like I'm Sherlock fucking Holmes ... http://www.anatali.com/blog/?p=451 Tebow lost to the Patriots. Are we done with him yet? - Michael, MD We'll never be done with Tebow. Ever. Just like T.O., he'll have a microscope until his career is over. So until he plays himself out of the league, we're stuck with him. And all this fabricated sympathy for ... http://www.anatali.com/blog/?p=450 When I walk into the room my girlfriend clicks off her internet. Is she looking at porn? - withheld Yes, always porn. But probably not. People (women included) get instinctively guarded about everything from online shopping habits, celebrity gossip, nerdy youtube vids, music favs, and especially their social media. Are they ... http://www.anatali.com/blog/?p=449 Deprecated: Function split() is deprecated in /webroot/l/o/locut002/anatali/www/blog/wp-includes/cache.php on line 215 Deprecated: Function split() is deprecated in /webroot/l/o/locut002/anatali/www/blog/wp-includes/cache.php on line 215