Episode 83

Contorted

Sauce
Art Credits:
Model - Wish I knew

Some of you in the know have probably been expecting this one.

One of my recently maligned mascots, she's been called fake-boobed, sixteen-years-old, and *gasp* fourteen-years-old. I can assure you she's legal, having come from one of my very reputable pornography outlets *g* The fact that her breasts may either be anti-gravity attachments or floatation devices has not yet been disproven.

However, I am smitten and would likely marry her now if I knew who she was and regardless of her personality. If she ended up being pushy or high-maintenance (I can deal with retarded), it's easy enough to tell her to shut the fuck up and/or lose half of what I own (which equals gaining half of what she owns since all I have is debt--unless she's interested in circa 2001 MTG cards). She's dreamy.

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