Episode 96

Chairs (Mailing it in 3)

Friday nights (post 2 of 3)

Sauce NSFW
Art Credits:
Models - X.X
Photographer - Hammond Gutenberg III (that's rite, google that shit!)

I was going to take a shot at the asshat tat, but it's too subtle in context. However, I think we can all contemplate the DB theme of, "what the fuck?"

Yes, it's an ass. Yes, it's a pose. But asses, legs, tits, and poses do not equate to erotica any more than a raw marbled ribeye on butcher's paper equates to salivation. Especially if you've seen one before. Not to get cerebral on ya'll, but you just can't stick any ass in the air and call it sexy. It really doesn't work.

Sexy is context. Erotic is art. Porn is usually retarded.

That's the difference between pornography and erotica, and it really has to do with the truth of a body being more than a body. Now this may not be a close-up, PoV genitalia shot, but it is a sad state of affairs, since that's a rather difficult position to take advantage of, and thus fails on more than one level. Guys, you'd toy with this for about two minutes before saying, "Get the fuck off the chair, already."

So it's not so much that I'm holding your fap material to a higher standard, but I am perfectly willing to pour a cold bucket of sexual mechanics on a forgettable piece of Rated R bullshit.

This is not sexy.

Sexy is in the eyes. Sexy is wish-fulfillment. This owns neither.

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